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   Preserve fresh herbs by freezing them with olive oil in an ice tray. When you’re ready to use them, simply drop cubes in a hot pan, and get cooking!

loveofleaves:

Preserve fresh herbs by freezing them with olive oil in an ice tray. When you’re ready to use them, simply drop cubes in a hot pan, and get cooking!

I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person

This never gets old. 

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Anonymous asked: Boys are repulsed by hair because when were sucking ur boobs, kissing ur chest or neck or arms we don't wanna feel like were fucking our dads ya know LOL, Feminism is great but has nothing to do with bushes of hair poking out. Most lesbians don't even like full hairy pits. Hair under a woman's arms will never win. Great blog btw :)

slayboybunny:

feminism is great because it gives women the agency to make whatever decision they want with their bodies and lives regardless of how boys we dont even know feel about it.  what you find sexually stimulating is irrelevant to me because id never give you the sweet pleasure of fucking my furry ass anyway. your opinion was neither needed nor asked for farewell *meringues into distance*